TRANSCRIPT TOY STORY
Scene 1 (minute 4:00 to 5:23)
WOODY:
(to the room) Okay, everybody. Coast is clear.
MR.
POTATO HEAD: Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3
and up. I'm not supposed to be
baby-sitting
Princess Drool.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Hey, Hamm!
Look! I'm Picasso!
HAMM: I don't get it.
MR.
POTATO HEAD: You uncultured swine! What are you
looking at, ya hockey puck?
WOODY: Uh, hey Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
SARGENT: Sir!
No Sir!
WOOD.Y: Okay, thank you. At ease.
WOODY: Hey, Slinky?
SLINKY
(O.S.):
Right here, Woody.
SLINKY: I'm red this time.
WOODY: No, Slink --
SLINKY Oh...well alright, you can be red if you want.
WOODY Not
now, Slink. I've got some bad news.
SLINKY Bad news?
WOODY Sh-h-h-h-h!! Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting
and be happy!!
SLINKY Got it.
WOODY Be HAPPY!
WOODY Staff meeting, everybody.
Scene
2 (15:20 to 18:24)
BUZZ:
Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star
Command.
BUZZ:
Star Command - come in. Do you read
me? Why don't they answer?!!
BUZZ:
My ship! Blast!
This'll take weeks to repair! Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. Stardate 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12. I've crash landed on a strange planet. The impact
must have awoken me from hyper-sleep.
Terrain seems a bit unstable... He taps the sticker of controls on his wrist
communicator.
No
read-out yet if the air is breathable... and there seems to be no sign of
intelligent life anywhere --
WOODY:Hello-o-o...
BUZZ:
HO-YAAAHH!!!
WOODY:
Aaaaaaah!
Whoa, hey, whoa, did I frighten you?
Didn't mean to. Sorry.
Howdy! My name is Woody
and
this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted
to say, and also,there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see, the
bed here --
BUZZ:
Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe
Protection Unit. My ship has crash
landed here by mistake.
WOODY:
Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the
bed, here, is my spot.
BUZZ:
I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you
people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystalic fusion?
WOODY: Well,
let's see, we've got double A's --
BUZZ: Watch yourself!! Halt! Who goes there?
REX:
Don't shoot!
It's okay! Friends!
BUZZ:
Do you know these life forms?
WOODY:
Yes.
They're Andy's toys.
BUZZ:
Alright, everyone. You're clear to come up. I am Buzz
Lightyear. I come in peace.
REX:
Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
BUZZ:
Why,
thank you... Now thank you all for your kind welcome.
REX
:Say!
What's that button do?
BUZZ:I'll
show you. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
SLINKY:
Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pullstring, only it --
MR.
POTATO HEAD: Only it sounds like a car ran over it.
HAMM:
Oh yeah, but not like this one. This is a
quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? So, uh, where are you
from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
BUZZ:
Well...no, actually I'm stationed up in the
Gamma Quadrant of Sector four. As a
member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I
protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
MR.
POTATO HEAD: Oh,
really? I'm from Playskool.
REX:
And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not actually from Mattel, I'm
actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buy-out.
Well, I don't really understand the financials, but...
WOODY:
You'd think they've never seen a new toy
before.
BO
PEEP: Well sure, look at him. He's got more gadgets on him then a Swiss
army knife.
BUZZ:
Ah, ah, ah, please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser
goes off.
MR.
POTATO HEAD: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
WOODY:
It's not a laser! It's a little lightbulb that blinks!
HAMM:
What's with him?
MR.
POTATO HEAD: Laser-envy.
WOODY:
All right, that's enough. Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's
new toy --
BUZZ: Toy?
WOODY: T-O-Y. Toy.
BUZZ:
Excuse me, I think the word you're searching
for is Space Ranger.
Scene
3 (23:05 to 24:23)
BO
PEEP (O.S.) Don't let it get to you, Woody.
WOODY:
Uh, let what?
I don't -- Uh, what do you mean?
Who?
BO
PEEP: I know Andy's excited about Buzz, but you know,
he'll always have a special place for you.
MR.
POTATO HEAD: Yeah.
Like the attic. Heh, heh...
WOODY:
Alright!
That's it!
BUZZ:
Unidirectional bonding strip.
ROBOT:
Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
WOODY:
Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy.
He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
BUZZ:
What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip? [beeping sound]
WOODY:
And another thing: Stop with this spaceman
thing! It's getting on my nerves!
BUZZ:
Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with
Star Command?
WOODY:
Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you want to do it
the hard way, huh?
BUZZ:
Don't even think about it, cowboy!
WOODY:
Oh, yeah, tough guy?!
BUZZ:
The air isn't... toxic. How dare you open a
spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet!
My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!
WOODY: You
actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? [laughing] Oh, all this time I
thought it was an act! Hey, guys!
Look! It's the real Buzz
Lightyear!
BUZZ:
You're mocking me, aren't you?
WOODY: Oh,
no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!
BUZZ:
Where?
Sense
4 (36:32 to 39:12)
BUZZ: Now we
need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.
WOODY:
Wait a minute!
No Buzz! This way! There's a
special ship. I just saw It!
BUZZ: You mean it has hyperdrive?
WOODY:
Hyper-active hyperdrive, and astro...uh, turf.
WOODY:
C'mon, c'mon, that's it...
BUZZ:
Where is it? I don't see the --It is
modeled to look like a spaceship ready to launch.
BUZZ:Spaceship.
WOODY:
Alright Buzz, get ready, and...
WOODY:
Okay, Buzz, when I say "go," we're
gonna jump in the basket --
.WOODY:
Buzz! Dooh! No! This cannot be happening to me!!
.ALIEN
#1: A stranger!
ALIEN
#2: From the outside!
ALIENS: Oo-o-o-o-o-o...
BUZZ:
Greetings! I am Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace!
ALIENS:
Tell us!
What is it like outside?
BUZZ
(O.S.): This is
an intergalactic emergency!.... I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12!
Who's in charge here?
ALIENS: The cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!!
.ALIEN
#3: The claw is our master.
ALIEN #4: The claw chooses who will go and
who will stay.
WOODY:
This is
ridiculous.
SID
(O.S.): (laughter)
WOODY:
Oh,
no! Sid!!! Get down!!
BUZZ:
What's
gotten into you, Sheriff? I was -
WOODY:
YOU are the one that decided to climb into this --
ALIEN
#5:
Sh-h-h-h-h-h. The claw. It moves.
ALIEN
#6: I have been chosen!!
ALIEN
#6: Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place.
SID
:
Gotcha! A Buzz
Lightyear! No way! Yes!
WOODY:
Buzz,
NO!
SID:
Wha -- ? Hey!!
ALIEN
#7: He
has been chosen.
WOODY:
Hey!
What are you doing?
ALIEN
#8: He must
go.
WOODY:
Stop
it, you -- ! Stop it, you zealots!
ALIENS:
He must
go! Do not fight the claw! Do not anger the claw! He has been chosen.
sense
5 (49:56 to 51:07)
WOODY:
Oh, no!
HANNAH:
What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbit. It goes quite well with your head.
WOODY: Hannah!
Oh, Hannah!
HANNAH:
Mom?
Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be
right back.
HANNAH:
What is
it, Mom? Mom, where are you?
WOODY: Buzz!
Hey, Buzz! Are you okay?
BUZZ:
Gone! It's all go-o-one! All of it's gone. Bye-bye! Whoo-hoo! See ya!
WOODY:
What
happened to you?
BUZZ:
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy......and suddenly you find
yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters.
WOODY:
I think you've had enough tea for today.
Let's get you out of here, Buzz.
BUZZ: Don't you get it?! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!!
WOODY: Snap out of it, Buzz!
BUZZ: I'm sorry.
You're right. ...I'm just a
little depressed,
that's
all. I can get through this.
BUZZ:
Oh, I'm a sham!!
WOODY: Sh-h-h-h-h!!
Quiet, Buzz.
BUZZ: Look at me!
I can't even fly out of a window!
